Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Happy Laughter Day

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

Happy World Laughter Day

Today, First Sunday in May, is celebrated as Laughter day around the world. It first started in India, and now its being celebrated around the world.

If you are sad, mad or angry at something, I would say you celebrate World Laughter day, because you will surely love it.

 

Keep Smiling.

 

 

Laughter Day

Kamran Web Launches New Pictures Section

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Kamran Web Launches New Pictures Section

Kamran Web Pictures has been launched and all pictures are taken from flicker and you can even search on the site, and it will show pictures directly from Flicker. You also have an option of checking some suggested related tags.

 

Basially its a free service, and we hope to include more and more stuff in our website.

Thanks for visiting our website.

Simpsons MSN Display Pictures

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Simpsons MSN Display Pictures

Today while browsing through my own site, I found some really cool content that I wanted to share with each and everyone visitor of this blog. There are lots of Simpsons display pics, which includes Bart, Lisa, Marge, Homer, and Apu and many more characters from the Simpsons. You can set them as your msn or yahoo display pic or even Facebook display picture, and be happy.

Here are some samples.

Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson

I hope you like my collection of the simpsons display pictures. Here is the link to Simpsons MSN Display Pictures.

Man gets $2.6m for a Domain Name

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

Man gets $2.6m for a Domain Name

Chris Clark,43 old, US, registered Pizza.Com is 1994 and sold it for $2.6m (£1.3m) .

 

It’s crazy, it’s just crazy,” Mr Clark, who lives in North Potomac, Maryland, was quoted as saying by the Baltimore Sun newspaper.

He also said he now regretted not buying more domain names in the 1990s. As you know, PIZZA.COM is a premimum domain and its sold for $2.6 million, its totally crazy..

 

Mr Clark also sold another domain - Vodka.com for $3million in 2006.

Fastonlineusers.com is showing their ads!

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Fastonlineusers.com is showing their ads!

I put Fast online users counter code in my site and it was working fine. Some days later i found out that there is one ad being displayed on my site, I was worried that its not from me because I never edited the site with any ad.

 

When I refreshed it several times, I found out that the ad is no longer showing, I ignored it , but It was showing again the next time I visited the site. I couldn’t find out why is the ad showing for no reason in my site. I contacted my host’s supported they couldn’t do anything because there was nothing new in the source code of my site.

 

Some days later I was checking my site in firefox browser from Google, I checked properties of that page and found out that the ad is loading from Fastonlineusers.com’s script code. So I removed their code and I am thinking of using my own online user counter script or some new one.

 

So guys don’t use Fastonlineusers Online User Counter Code, as they will show their own ads and don’t care about you and your site. Stay away from Freebies like the one Free Online users counter are providing.

 

Chris Johnston

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Chris Johnston

I was surprised to see that ChrisJohnston.org moved up so fast on alexa rankings by 1,500%

Weekly Traffic Rank: 11,411 (was 125,995), I can’t believe it went so down with no content on the blog!

Let’s wait and see what Chris Johnston’s owner say about this.

UK gambler makes $1.97 million off $1 Bet

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

UK gambler makes $1.97 million off $1 Bet

A lucky gambler has made about $1.97 million, from a 50 pence ($1) bet.The man, correctly guessed the outcome of eight horse races Friday, beating odds of two-million-to-one.

William Hill spokesman Graham Sharpe says the man was oblivious to his win when he came to a different William Hill branch Saturday to place more 50 pence bets. Sharpe said the man had not won any of Saturday’s wagers, losing 2.50 pounds.

William Hill, operates more than 2,000 betting shops across UK.

Can you believe 2 Million from a $1 BET?

17 signs you like someone

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

“”"17 signs you like someone
this is how u know u like/love some1.

SEVENTEEN:
You look at their profile constantly.

SIXTEEN:

When you’re on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

FIFTEEN:

You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.

FOURTEEN:

You walk really slow when you’re with them.

THIRTEEN:

You feel shy whenever they’re around.

ELEVEN:

When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.

TEN:

You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE:

When you look at them, you can’t see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

EIGHT:

You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.

SEVEN:

They’re all you think about.

SIX:

You get high just from their scent.

FIVE:

You realize you’re always smiling when you’re looking at them.

FOUR:

You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:

While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:

You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn’t notice number twelve was missing

ONE:

You are now silently laughing at yourself.

This Morning is Our History Test

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

This morning is our history test.
I’ve pinned my notes inside my vest.
Inside my coat I wrote my notes,
including dates and famous quotes.
I’ve written more upon my hand
that only I can understand,
and in my socks and sleeves I stowed
my scribbled notes in secret code.

I’ve written down so many names
of winners of Olympic games,
of buildings, people, places too,
from Tennessee to Timbuktu.
I even copied down a piece
on ancient Rome and ancient Greece,
plus everything from Shakespeare’s plays
to who invented mayonnaise.

I came to school so well prepared.
I wasn’t nervous, wasn’t scared.
But here it is, the history test.
I look inside my coat and vest
to get the dates and famous quotes
and find I cannot read my notes.
So much for Shakespeare, Greece and Rome.
I left my glasses back at home.