Description Expand the description and view the text of the steps for this how-to video. Check out Howcast for other do-it-yourself videos from natewood and more videos in the St. Patrick's Day category. You can contribute too! Create your own DIY guide at www.howcast.com or produce your own Howcast spots with the Howcast Filmmakers Program at www.howcast.com Celebrate St. Patrick's Day Like an Irishman. To complete this How-To you will need: Something green A church An Irish soda bread A lamb stew or Atlantic salmon Guinness A four-leaf clover Step 1: Dress in a little green Dress in a little green—emphasis on little. Dubliners don't go around wrapped head-to-toe in green with "Kiss me, I'm Irish" buttons and plastic bowler hats. A splash of green is all you need. Tip: Go ahead and pinch anyone who's not wearing any green; that's a time-honored tradition in Ireland. Step 2: Go to church Go to church. Yes, you heard us. The traditional way to honor good old St. Patrick is by attending morning Mass in his honor. At the very least, pop into a house of worship and say a prayer for someone. Step 3: Greet everyone Greet everyone you meet with a cheery, "Beannachta na File Pdraig oraibh" which means, "St. Patrick's Day blessing upon you." Try saying that after a few Irish whiskeys! Step 4: Bake a real Irish soda bread Forget those sweet, cake-like loaves that pass as Irish soda bread here in the States. Find a recipe for the real thing, which is made with flour, salt, baking soda, and <b>...</b>