Description I believe it was Victor Hugo who said "go ahead, mix tequila and whiskey, see what happens." Download the MP3 on iTunes! itunes.apple.com Click here to subscribe! www.youtube.com From www.HalfDayToday.com Music by Trevor Cushman Lyrics by Jessica Poter Directed by Andrew Chittenden Lyrics HOUSE OWNER Empty cans, a broken chair The smell of Popov fills the air My brain is wracked with morning haze How did these people trash my place I'm never drinking again. SICK GUY Huh. I don't feel nearly as bad as I thought I would. I'm a champ among men and I... WHOOPS DUDE I have a girlfriend She is not her What happened last night Big f**ckin blur I'm not the kind of guy who cheats I swear But she's not wearing underwear I hope we didn't do much more than kiss WHOOPS GUY/GIRL How am I gonna tell my girlfriend/boyfriend this? How to regret the stuff you can't recall? I'll never know if it was fun at all. I must have been insane. I'm never drinking again. LONELY GIRL Lonely night alone Not one missed phone call on my phone Wasted calories And I was wearing my boob shirt MARKER GUY Never drinking again WHOOPS GIRL Not like some great love affair I was drunk, he was there I think we bonded over liking pizza Have I gone bad, a female cad, will Chad be mad? Did Solo cups portend the end? WHOOPS GUY/GIRL How am I gonna tell my girlfriend/boyfriend? SICK GUY My friends all made me do it Those assholes prob'ly knew it God, if you make this headache stop, I'll never touch another drop On a <b>...</b>
