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 | This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the Sears Tower's challenge to God. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: |
 | Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves. |
 | Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever. |
 | Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new video series. See the cartoon, Holy Matri-Money, here: onion.com Subscribe to |
 | Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay." Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.l |
 | Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K'ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is responsible for the deterioration of civilized society. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like |
 | Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about herself continuously for over fifty hours. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Faceboo |
 | '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the US government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at: onion.com |
 | Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food. |
 | Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions. |
